Diet & Weight Loss

“Eric hurts my feelings—I was part of meaningful national promotions when he was still getting coffee for Verne Gagne. A con man tells lies–all I have to do is tell the truth. I AM good at gaining the attention of the wrestling fans (over 250 emails to jimcornette@jimcornette.com in the last 18 hours, unofficial count 244 for me, 6 against) and maybe he’s jealous that his national TV show with a multimillionaire backer can’t get ANY attention with the wrestling fans, unless it’s bad. He puzzles me, though, about the fake autographs. I only sell things autographed by ME–how can I fake my own autograph? Is that a circular conundrum like, ‘Can God make a rock so big he can’t lift it?’ Thanks for the pub, Easy E–maybe I can move some of those $1.98 clearance books of yours–but I won’t sign them!” Also Eric continues to wound my sensitive feelings–so I feel I must rebut his facebook comments point by point. It WAS real tough to look at myself in the mirror while working for the same company as Vince Russo, but with that out of my life I believe I am a darn good-looking guy. I recently went on a low-carb diet, and with the advent of Sprite Zero I’m down to 231 pounds. Everyone in the world except Easy E knows I don’t eat Big Macs, they’re far inferior to Wendy’s Triple Cheeses. The only confidential corporate information yet to be revealed about TNA is how much Eric and Hogan soaked Dixie for when they played her, and whether Jason Hervey is getting Eric’s Midget …